[[MORE]]Today my boyfriend told me that if he could bring his dad back from the dead he wouldn’t because if his dad didnt die when he did…he probably would have never met me. I don’t even know how to feel about that….
My boyfriend talking to his mom
Jimmy: Mom, I'm bringing Shelly over....
His mom: Um....okay....
Jimmy: Right now...
His mom: Okay Jimmy.
Jimmy: *cough* get rid of the paraphernalia *cough*
His mom: ....huh?
Jimmy: *COUGH* GETRIDOFTHEPARAPHERNALIA *COUGH*
His mom: ......
Jimmy: Do you understand? Or do I have to be BLUNT.
Black girl: *dyes her hair pink*
OHHH SHE RATCHET!!! look at that hoe. can you say ghetto fabulouss lol i bet thats koolaid
White girl: *dyes her hair pink*
omg sooo kawaii ugh i wish i looked like her please take a million pictures of yourself and upload them to tumblr so we can reblog it 632947985 times
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Okay, brotherhood is obviously too good to fall...
I can’t stop o____o
Brotherhood until I fall asleep.
Good night everyone :)
Roy & Riza
Have babies now please.
beingfetus: if i think you’re attractive you are automatically my boyfriend
Anonymous asked: Thanks. I love your blog btw.
Anonymous asked: can u reblog the pic with you & childish?
My lungs are itchy.