“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
keysnipples: me: ugh im craving mexican food person: ooh! i love mexican food me: what’s yer favorite restaurant? person: tacobell!
Relationship conversations with the boys. UH-OH.
Our time together is never quite enough…
galactic--cannibalism asked: HAPPYDAY!
theemaggiesauce asked: Happy birthday Shelly! I hope you had an awesome birthday today dude! :D
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
I must say
The Olivers are HILARIOUS. Melon & Robin. <3
I really have the worst luck sometimes.
when people disrespect their mothers in front of other people because they’re trying to look cool
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. I’m playing Infamous & SR3 all night. yolo.
How do I accomplish levels of cuteness today.
thepoopqueen: aw my brother is telling me about people wanting to move to canada because of obamacare i’m just like nigga you late
Kind of nerdy
thatainthiphop: But I wish I could write and draw a comic/series My real wish though is to become a superhero
dustydusterson replied to your post: Well happy birthday! SEE YOU SOON, NIGGA. *hug* *kiss*
annatoldafable asked: Happy birthday! :D
hell-fighter asked: Happy Birthday!!!!:3
kittenbait asked: Happy Birthday! :D
fancypirate asked: Happy Birthday!!! :D
bloodiedowls asked: Happy birthday, Shelly.
thedukeofdelimeat-deactivated20 asked: Wait, is it your birthday? Or am I late? Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
dustydusterson-deactivated20121 asked: Well happy birthday! SEE YOU SOON, NIGGA.
anneleephoto asked: Happy Birthday! :)
thepoopqueen replied to your post: I AM WOMAN happy birthday! :D Thank you Shay!
I AM WOMAN
HEAR ME RAWR